Friday, December 2, 2011

Don't you love holiday shopping?

Dear old lady who put this note on my car,

I parked entirely within my parking space. I was not even close to going over the lines or even being on the line for that matter.

It is not my fault that you are so fat you can't even get into your car. There was plenty of room for any normal person to walk through the parking lot, open their door and get in their car.

Yes, I saw you standing there with all your fat and your moo-moo attire. A word of advice, don't blame others for what you can't do because you are fat.

2 comments:

Samantha said...

hahaha!!! i LOVE this post!!! :D

Samantha said...

'I'll be looking for you' bwaaahahahahaha... Wow... who carries around stationary to write notes to drivers... if only it was THAT easy... my notes to drivers would contain a lot of 'f' words. :)

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